(via laughcentre)
teacher: what inspired you to write this essay?
me: the due date.
(via laughcentre)
Cat: (puts paw on my mouth)
Cat: (puts tail in my eye)
Cat: (puts butt in my face)
Me: (gently touches a single toe bean)
Cat: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO
organic milk bags
monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall
(via laughcentre)
has a fever: i'm ok
coughs out lungs: i'm ok
throat on fire: i'm ok
is hungry: death, despair and chaos has entered my life
me justifying all of the money ive spent on my room this semester
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
Uptown Funk Abs
I think I’d make it 20 seconds into this before collapsing…
Engage your core, girls. Lower your hips.
I made it through my birthday weekend without throwing up but this workout would take me 10 seconds tops
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
This is why I hate texting sometimes.
Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell
This speaks to me on a spiritual level.
bruhhh
OH MY GOD. I’m literally the guy in the red sweatshirt.
